Setting
A glorious kingdom that has been overrun by anarchy. A Pirate ship at sea off the shore of the kingdom. A Royal Chamber of the Castle. A dungeon. A forest hideout of the Wonderful Women.
Time
A time of Pirates, Kingdoms, Princesses, Monsters of the Sea, Kings, and Vast Golden Treasures.
Cast of Characters
Pirate Earl: The leader of the pirates. Not too bright.
Loves piracy. Frequently uses wrong words.
Barnacle Bob: The blind pirate. Understands Fuddle.
Fuddle: Only talks in pirate gibberish. Smart.
Brawnie: The strong pirate.
Swishy: The feminine pirate.
Seven: A twin pirate to Nine. Born seventh in the
family.
Nine: The twin pirate to Seven. Born ninth in
the family. (Go figure.)
Long John: The simpleton pirate.
Cookie: The cook for the pirates.
Lady Anne: Has overrun the kingdom. Hates men.
Lady Heinous: Lady Anne’s right-hand Lady of Anarchy. Wants to be vicious just like Lady Anne.
Lady Recluse: A Lady of Anarchy. The lady angry
with men who have never shown her any attention.
The angry old maid.
Lady Quasi: A Lady of Anarchy. The ultimately ugly Hunchback.
Lady Hussy: A Lady of Anarchy. Still likes men.
Lady Butch: A Lady of Anarchy. “Really loves ladies.”
Fairest Beautiful Maiden: Leader of the Wonderful Women.
Loyal to the king. Daughter of the father.
Old Woman: A Wonderful Woman of the Kingdom. Loves
everything pirate.
Dame Buffy: A Wonderful Woman loyal to the king. The
valley/sorority girl.
Dame Muffle: A Wonderful Woman loyal to the king. The
Demur dame. Does not speak. Only whispers
in the ear of other dames.
Dame Tutu: A Wonderful Woman loyal to the king. A
dancer who is all made up in every girlish
way.
Father: Jailed by Lady Anne in the dungeon.
Dead Man: Loyal to the King. Sir Hawthorne.
Dead Man #2: Loyal to the King. Sir Michael.
Lady Guard: A Lady of Anarchy. Violent in nature.
Man #1: Imprisoned with the Father. (Sir Gilbert Sullivan)
(double cast with Dead Man #2)
Man #2: Imprisoned with the Father.
(double cast with Dead Man #1)