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AHOY! – Track #1
Act 1
SETTING: A Pirate’s Ship
AT RISE: Pirate Earl is at the wheel, alone at
sunrise on the open sea.
SCENE 1 – The Pirate Ship
AHOY! – Track #1
PIRATE EARL
(Sings.)
AHOY! AHOY! AHOY!
AHOY, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HEEEEEE!
AHOY TO THE MORNING. AHOY TO THE SEA.
AHOY MY LOOKING GLASS. MUST YOU AGREE?
AHOY TO THE PIRATES WHO I COMMAND HERE.
AHOY TO THE QUEST THAT WE ALL HOLD SO DEAR.
AHOY TO THE SUNRISE. AHOY TO THE BREEZE.
AHOY TO THE SALTY MIST, MAKING US WHEEZE.
AHOY TO THE PIRATE LIFE, FREEDOM ABOUNDS.
THE VAST GOLDEN TREASURE OH HOW MY HEART POUNDS.
MOTHER, WHERE EVER YE BE.
GUIDE US ACROSS THE BLUE SEA.
MOTHER, I WEAR THIS FROCK CLOSE.
‘TIS ALL I HAVE LEFT FROM YOU.
SUPERIMPOSE!
AHOY TO MY MOTHER. AHOY MY DEAR HEART.
AHOY TO OUR KINGDOM AND KING A LA CARTE.
AHOY TO THIS MORNING LIKE HELEN OF TROY.
THE VAST GOLDEN TREASURE IS NEAR TO OUR FINGERTIPS.
PIRATES AWAKEN! ENJOY! REDEPLOY! BOY! AHOY!
PIRATE EARL
(Spoken.)
Oh, what a delicate morning. What a delicious sunrise. What a delectable post nighttime. Let this new day begin! My requenctious brothers of brave pirates, arise to another day! Awaken, arouse, and ambulate to morning roll call!
